I did a little what-should-I-blog-about analysis and came to the conclusion that it is important at this point to explain to all those absolutely brilliant people who read my blog, who are trying to figure out what the hell is up with my blog's name. Why couldn't it be something as simple and exciting as "Prarthana's Poppy Poopy Life" or " My Shenanigan-filled Life by Prarthana" or even "Prarthana". I get chills, chills of awesomeness just saying the last one. Narcissism. Indeed.
Here it is. Not the narcissism. The explanation. My name is Prarthana if you were not already aware of this very important detail. It means 'Prayer' in Sanskrit. So you can imagine the joy with which I prance around saying y own name to people and going "I'm in your life and your life and YOUR life. So HA." Although I'm still yet to figure out what to say to the atheists. But all dem atheist peeps luv me and shizz. So iz al gud. I shall stop now.
Somehow, during high school, my beautiful, serene, spiritual, and extremely life-appropriate name was shrunk and reduced to 'Prat'. As you can see, the name stuck. EVERYONE calls me Prat. I'm not even kidding. Friends, teachers, acquaintances, parentals, the sister, I'm pretty sure I've even heard my dogs bark out a 'Prat' every now and again. I do like the name because a lot of lazy sons of nice ladies find my name too long to say. And this is the extent to which the human race's mouth has proven their laziness. The same can't be said when it comes to eating.
I'm going to just get to the point. My universal nickname in the English language means an 'arse'. No not the animal, I'm talking Maximus Gluteus. Or in less scientific words, your butt. My name means 'The Butt'. No don't laugh now, you wouldn't be doing a lot of things without your hiney I can assure you. Therefore by my calculations, NO ONE, yet again, can live without me, The Prayerful Butt.
It also means, as per the English of the Middle Ages, a prank. Another meaning I take great pride in. The number of prank calls I have made in my day is enough to put me in the slammer. However, it also means a complete idiot. I am such. But of the wiser kind. I act like an idiot to those deserving idiocy. Fair enough aye? Urban Dictionary as I just saw, seems to adore the word 'prat'. And right at the bottom I see the word Narcissism. Remind me to send a bouquet of roses to the website if that's even possible. Apparently it Dutch it means 'fun' or 'gaiety'. DOUBLE HA.
So there you have it. Welcome to the blog of 'The Prayerful Narcissistic Gay Pranking Butt'. I've been writing for a long long time but 'The Prayerful Narcissistic Gay Pranking Butt' blog is only a few months old. The successor to my previous blog. Come to think of it, this is a more apt and enticing title is it not? I'm thinking a name change is in order. Not for me, for my blog. Or for me maybe? One can only wonder.
TPNGPButt has hit 2000 views and I'm really happy that there are people actually reading. I love sharing all I have to say, know, think about the components of what we call 'This World', and it's nice to know that people are having a glimpse at what I have to say. Hugs, plectrums and baby Leprechauns to the lot of you. Keep reading, I believe strongly in loyalty. Maybe someday you might be as buttfaced as me.
Buttloads of Love,
The Prayerful Narcissistic Gay Pranking Butt.
Here it is. Not the narcissism. The explanation. My name is Prarthana if you were not already aware of this very important detail. It means 'Prayer' in Sanskrit. So you can imagine the joy with which I prance around saying y own name to people and going "I'm in your life and your life and YOUR life. So HA." Although I'm still yet to figure out what to say to the atheists. But all dem atheist peeps luv me and shizz. So iz al gud. I shall stop now.
Somehow, during high school, my beautiful, serene, spiritual, and extremely life-appropriate name was shrunk and reduced to 'Prat'. As you can see, the name stuck. EVERYONE calls me Prat. I'm not even kidding. Friends, teachers, acquaintances, parentals, the sister, I'm pretty sure I've even heard my dogs bark out a 'Prat' every now and again. I do like the name because a lot of lazy sons of nice ladies find my name too long to say. And this is the extent to which the human race's mouth has proven their laziness. The same can't be said when it comes to eating.
I'm going to just get to the point. My universal nickname in the English language means an 'arse'. No not the animal, I'm talking Maximus Gluteus. Or in less scientific words, your butt. My name means 'The Butt'. No don't laugh now, you wouldn't be doing a lot of things without your hiney I can assure you. Therefore by my calculations, NO ONE, yet again, can live without me, The Prayerful Butt.
It also means, as per the English of the Middle Ages, a prank. Another meaning I take great pride in. The number of prank calls I have made in my day is enough to put me in the slammer. However, it also means a complete idiot. I am such. But of the wiser kind. I act like an idiot to those deserving idiocy. Fair enough aye? Urban Dictionary as I just saw, seems to adore the word 'prat'. And right at the bottom I see the word Narcissism. Remind me to send a bouquet of roses to the website if that's even possible. Apparently it Dutch it means 'fun' or 'gaiety'. DOUBLE HA.
So there you have it. Welcome to the blog of 'The Prayerful Narcissistic Gay Pranking Butt'. I've been writing for a long long time but 'The Prayerful Narcissistic Gay Pranking Butt' blog is only a few months old. The successor to my previous blog. Come to think of it, this is a more apt and enticing title is it not? I'm thinking a name change is in order. Not for me, for my blog. Or for me maybe? One can only wonder.
TPNGPButt has hit 2000 views and I'm really happy that there are people actually reading. I love sharing all I have to say, know, think about the components of what we call 'This World', and it's nice to know that people are having a glimpse at what I have to say. Hugs, plectrums and baby Leprechauns to the lot of you. Keep reading, I believe strongly in loyalty. Maybe someday you might be as buttfaced as me.
Buttloads of Love,
The Prayerful Narcissistic Gay Pranking Butt.
Wow! Talk about names matching people. Best one yet! And if anyone's curious, I can vouch for all of those characteristics.
ReplyDeleteBTW...I don't call you Prat!...Hmph