Weird? Yes please.

Everyone's got weird habits. And for once I would come under this category of 'everyone'.

These are my list of weird habits. Do not be afraid.

1. I spit bubble with my mouth when I'm bored.
2. I switch accents on a regular basis especially if it's someone new and I want to make a good first impression. ( and just mess with them )
3. I like saying inappropriate, 'taboo' words out loud in public such as 'sex', 'flatulence' and 'satan'. Heck even 'boobs' has gotten me quite a bit of attention.
4.I hardly ever sleep.
5. I always eat a plate more than I should or I just don't eat at all. It's really quite a useful gift.
6. I am forever commenting when I watch a movie with somebody else much to their annoyance or their indefinite need to pee due to constant laughter due to said comments.
7. I always put my iPod on shuffle, yet I pick the songs I want to listen to.
8. My volume-acceptance levels touch the red zone if there is such a thing as a volume-acceptance meter.
9. I chew my lower lip, sometimes because I love the flavour of my chapstick or because I am ready to get rid of that little arse of skin that just refuses to peel off or stick back on.
10. I must slurp as my drink comes to an end.
11.  I always press my stomach to check if I need to pee before going out instead of just actually going to pee like normal people ( it is a useful tip though, saves some 'taking off your pants or lifting up your skirt time ). No innuendo intentions.
12. I talk to myself.
13. In fact I talk to inanimate objects. They do make great listeners.
14. I laugh like a hyena through a loudspeaker and usually end up on the floor clapping like I'm sort of a seal in an acapella group.
15. When at home, I look like a ball of rubberbands, the way I sit.
16. I almost always do not end up in the same position I was when I begin my REM cycle. Or I fall off the bed.
17. I grin in my sleep.
18. I like sticking pencils in my ear. It's comforting.
19. I love making it look like I'm using The Force (star wars reference), whenever a vehicle goes past me.
20. My brain is on constant 'chatter' mode and my mouth doesn't quite keep up so either I end up saying one quarter of every sentence or it's just a bunch of sounds that come out. I'm abstract that way if you will.
21. I like to use my toes to retrieve things if I can't be bothered to use my hands.
22. I do need a sheet at night, but it's almost always rolled up in about half an hour. And I don't cover my feet.
23. I need a pillow on my face to sleep and one to hug.
24. I am forever sarcastic.
25. I go into graphic detail of things.
26. I'm a species of pervert.
27. I like tasting blood, so it's useful when I get hurt.
28. If I find a video/scene/clip hilarious, I'll watch it over and over again and still laugh.
29. In fact anything that I like/love watching, reading, listening to I will watch,read,listen to over and over. And anything related to that I will watch,read,listen to over and over. Circle of life I believe.
30. Besides laughing like an idiot, I don't show out any emotions in public or what I'm feeling. Although I am rather animated when I talk, I don't count that as a feeling.

As of now, that's what I've got down. I'll keep adding to this as and when my abstract brain allows me to identify.

What are your weirdities? ( I know what word you just thought of in your heads you perverts.)