Eccentric Beings

There's always that one person who is your very own doppleganger. And no, I don't mean the kind that looks exactly like you ( I'm still yet to find such a person, but I highly doubt her existence). I mean the person who is like you in the weirdest possible way. and by weird, I mean ON A MAJOR SCALE. The person I mention here is my ultimate. The first time we chatted, we began by casting random Harry Potter spells on each other. The first time we met, on a football ground ( another reason I value the game so much=) ) I extended my hand with formal greeting, a disclaimer from Rohit telling me his hand was dripping with sweat, and my response merely informing him he isn't the first sweaty hand I've had to shake. 

He's an absolute gem. The male version of me if I ever was destined to be one. ( which time and again, I'm sure I was for many reasons ). No one understands me the way he does. Sometimes I still wonder how it's possible that he's as eccentric and wacky as me. He's always looking out for me and   he owes me a big hug for dedicating an entire post just to him! Well deserved it is. Because everyone deserves that kind of person around them. I'm happy I've found mine =)

I met Rohit three and a half years ago in the gorgeous, most happening city of Coimbatore at a football ground when there was this huge 'battle' going on between my team and his. And the funniest bit, we had both seen each other on facebook ( who hasn't seen who on facebook eh? ). When I saw him walking towards me, I was like- I KNOW YOU I KNOW YOU. and the guys were like- yeah? who is he? and my rather intellectual reply was - THAT GUY ON FACEBOOK BRO. (save it).

We hit it off from day 1! I can just pick up the phone and start babbling about Irish hippos doing ballet on a Giant's belly, and I'd most certainly get an even smarter response. One of our favourite games is finishing off song lyrics. And not just any song. The trippiest rap numbers you could possibly find. If you want to know what I'm talking about, check out 'Look At Me Now' by Chris Brown and 'Kush' by Timbaland and some other bloke. Or we'd just give each other 4 letters such as OAHS and we'd have to come up with expansions for it. And HOO boy were they weird. 

What isn't weird about you and me right Gaj? ;)

So, as time passed, we started discovering that it's not just noses, football and gluttony that we had in common. And that's how this list began. We still add to it everyday and it just gets better and better! Now be warned, this list reaches the peak of absolute randomness and can make you instantly wonder which category of 'crazy' to classify us under. But it's fun. It represents my friendship with this retard. And I wanted the world to know that! ( figuratively of course, considering my doubts of my blog reaching the eyes of 7 billion people) 

He's been such a big strength and support. He's so genuine about everything and accepts me just the way I am. We've never fought and I know it'll always be that way because of how straightforward we are with each other. I trust Rohit ( that would be his official name =P)  with my life! And I love him even more! 

I've always felt it important to show people you care about how much they really matter and not take them for granted. And I figured that this was just one of the many ways that I could say thank you to you, for always being there and being the absolute best! =) 

1. Manchester United fans and the 'Beautiful Game'.

2. Al Pac fans.

3. Tree climbers. We give monkeys a run for their species' behavioral traits.

4. Eating random bits during class.

5. Killer British accents. He actually manage to scam a Brit lady IN LONDON. Apparently the woman at      Burger King had not a clue what the child was trying to say.

6. Favourite Colours: Red and Black.

7. Finish each other's song lyrics. ( Take that, rewind it back, usher got the flow that make yo' booty go)

8. Do not like the gay pinky finger. ( no idea)

9. Reading shampoo bottles on the dunny when all other forms of reading material are in fact in the vicinity.

10. Attempted to eat curd rice with ketchup. Not too bad. 

11.Have switched five schools each.

12. Chewed gum for more than two days and stuck it behind our ears during chew-breaks.

13. Ability to make up the most random crap up on the spot. ( We once knew a Mr Denikas who was from the lubakubawaba tribe and the billionaire manufacturer of pop-able toilets).

14. United supporters since we were 9. He's 19 now, I'm 20.

15. Eating isolated, stranded, dropped or lost morsels.

16. Battling roaches.

17. Pun-ny people. I shall post a few of our originals.

18. If we were cartoons, he'd have sharp cheekbones and I'd be a hyper anime girl. ( Gaj did we have no lives three years ago?)

19. Gone for more than three days without a shower. Yes yes I know, revolting. Fear not. I keep myself well supplied with perfume. My current favourites are my Strawberries and Champagne by Victoria's Secret and Cool Water by Davidoff. 

20. The smell of petrol.

21. Y'aaaaaalll waaaaaant soooome craaaaaack? Y'all waaant it? (refer to video below. for that is how my best friend and I greet each other every time)

22. We've smelt our own noses. Don't ask. It's a gift.

23. Pee incidents that we are certainly proud of. NO you do not get to know them.

24. Roger that. Federer that.

25. Not a fan of the decimal, shape and number infested subject of math. But we're both really good at it. Sad how the world works. 

26. We strongly believe that Aishwarya Rai's face and Pam Anderson's boobs are non-bio degradable.

27. More gum stories. Stuck in hair, up the nose, on the ass. Ah, such pleasantries.

28. Pulling out hair ( Masai tribe style)

29. The number 7. 

30. Ghee Roast. 

31. Scooter Thrills. 

32. Mothers were brought up in Bum-bay. Hence our mad Hindi skills. 

33. We laugh loudly. REALLY loudly. We give the word 'Guffaw' a whole new definition. 

34. Mismatched socks.

35. Dropped 'shite' into the loo. =P (Things like toothbrushes, bottles and other loo accessories.) I'm writing this exactly as it I did three years ago so. If you sense a lack of maturity, you have a very strong set of senses pal!

36. Bada bing bada bam bada boom. 

37. Jumped more than 10 feet. ( We have really fancy legs if I do say so myself)

38. Favourite Tv show as kids : Swat Cats. One of many.

39. Blood Diamond. 

40. Fall out of bed on a frequent basis. I've improved though!

41. Singin' in the Rain like Gene Kelley.

42. Shaped Dosas 

43. John You-can't-CEEEE-me Cena 

44. Cuban Cigars.

45. No alcohol. No Tobacco. ( I like wine though ^_^) 

46. Snakes are Awe-ssss-ome. 

47. Booyah. (?) 

48. We so gangstah yo. Word.

49. But on thee othah hand we've got pretti gud irish accents eh lad? 

50. We can tell each other anything.

51. And we know we won't get judged. =)

I'm still updating the list. It was at 175. I'll add as the days go by. ^_^ These were the few that stood out. 

I share so much with you! and I know it'll always be this way till we're wobbly and denture-clad. We're still on for our plans to sit on a big couch, watching United own ass, eating Nachos and having a belching match during half time when we're 100! ;)

I love you Gaj! Forever! *hearts*

Us = Swag. = Very retarded. We do pull off good pouts though I must say.