So today I was having lunch with a friend of mine, and we were just talking about how we have the most abnormal reactions in awkward or emotional situations; hysterical fits of laughter, sarcasm, or just faces of stone. I'm not too great with emotions or expressing them. I'm sort of like Hannibal that way, you can never really tell what I'm feeling because either I'm really quiet or I'm laughing like a hyena on crack. I don't particularly like the rest of the world knowing how I feel either so I like it that way, although many times it has gotten me into bouts of trouble leading to me expressing too much pent up emotion or just not giving two shits at all. But then it comes right back to hysterics and sarcasm. My two defence mechanisms. So on my usual daily internet junkie spree, I came across the phrase, 'Brain Dump'. Basically, it means just that, dumping all the shennanigans your brain has to put up with inside your cranium and letting it all out, or atleast some of it out. And what better way than to blog about it hey? Now now, this is not about me letting out my 'pheelingzz and eeemoshaanz', but more or less to give you kind peasants an idea of what really goes down in my supersonic noodle-organ every now and then. The Brain-Dump section of my blog you could call it. And trust me when I say, I have THEE most random thoughts, so I'm sure this will be rather entertaining for you to read. And like I always say, I take great pride in my Chinese Zodiac Rooster trait of being honest so this is me, being completely honest. I'm really excited about this new addition to my virtual creative life so here's Brain Dump #1
DECEMBER 12th , 2013
1. I really need to put an earring into my sixth piercing before it closes. AGAIN. Discussing piercings today with someone, I'm considering one on my inner ear lobe but apparently it kills and takes one whole bloody year to heal. Well I don't blame the body really, snipping off bits off skin with a needle isn't really the brightest of ideas. then again, my ears are hot shizz. Also I love the sound when the piercing is done, makes everyone else around me flinch. I'm a little messed up in the head like that but I like it. Contrary to popular belief, I still need to squeeze the life out of someone's hand when I'm getting one done. Adding more holes to your body isn't all fun and dandelions. Also, why in Honolulu's name would anyone pierce their friggin cheeks? stick a jewel on there if you really want shiny cheeks!!!!!! or body glitter.
2. People have the wrong idea about metal. Look what it's done to add to the Christmas cheer!
This band is so awesome! They make me want to hug a tree,wear a tutu and headbang all at the same time. Someone turned up in a tutu last month to a gig. Another chick with a My Little Pony bag. I'm not quite sure why they must be so very rebellious. who would've thunk you could be rebellious with a My Little Pony bag? My idea of rebellion was shoving 43 grapes into my mouth, listening to European bands growl Satanic verses and colouring my hair red. Balls that was, I'm so glad it's back to normalcy now. I love my hair. It's like my baby. Pretty soon I can use it as a scarf for Sydney's winter. It's not quite there yet, more like a replacement for a coconut bra. Not that I like wearing coconuts but it serves the purpose.
3. I love how even after atleast 14 years of using the internet I still keep like 2962936238 tabs open. Doesn't slow down anything for me, people are just jealous of my mad tab skillz. Writing down memos are so 20th century anyway. Tabs are the way to go!
4. I'm still contemplating this 365 day photo challenge. What if I miss out one day? Do I take two the next day? I'm sure no one will notice. Or I could just count one day from the next year and start my own Calendar. That could work. I might have to take selfies. I find selfies and skype the two most awkward things EVER. I've taken a few selfies but it's been with the aim of showing people my gorgeous self. Oh how I do love me. Is all forms of social interaction meant to make you look like a total retard? On twitter it looks like you're talking to yourself and on Skype it looks like your looking at yourself. Unless the other person switches on their video then it's cool. But what the hillabean do you do staring at each other? Every time someone says, COME ON SKYPE, all I can think to myself is, " Man, why? I have eyes, ears and nostrils just like you. They're just positioned differently."
5. I really need to find another job. I'm hoping someone replies to my emails at some point or I'm just going to have to walk around wearing a signboard to make myself a little more seen to potential Employers. Maybe some fresh donuts hanging off my ears. I still have room believe it or not.
6. I have so many posts to finish. ljehweihfwlefkjlwefj. Baby steps they said. Patience they said. WHO ARE THESE STUPID PEOPLE.
7. I'm hungry. again. two bowls of cereal, a whole Indian lunch of fried rice, three curries and a Samosa, followed by Mushroom and Tomato Penne and then two bowls of rice with gravy and pickle for dinner. Oh not too mention the three bottles of Organic Cola I drank in a matter of 15 minutes. man I downed those beeches at supersonic speeds. I'd be a pretty darn good drinker of beers and the like. I reckon I could hold my own though and not get all 'hungover' and wack in the head. I'm wack in the head as it is. I ate too much chocolate as well. CRUNCH I shall return on the weekend. What a name for a gym. CRUNCH. It's a wonder I even joined gym, is that name supposed to motivate non-gym people like me?
8. To the couple sitting in front of me slobbering on each other's faces - Did you know the human mouth has more germs than USA and Canada put together? Don't even ask me how that's possible, but it's a fun fact. I like fun facts. You two sound like birds with diarrhoea. If that's what you call romance, I'd rather have donuts hanging off of my ears.
9. - So I'm looking at this as a base for my new endeavour, and it's like the Universe really does want to challenge me. 1. Your backyard on a Snowy day. What about for people that don't have a backyard, like me? What about for people that live in a country where of course, it refuses to snow when it's supposed to, like a normal country. I may have to change these a little. Or I'll just do what I always did to pretend it was snowing and rub some thermocol together on plants. Man, my creativity levels just astound me. Why is there that stupid curvy red line under thermocol? I DO NOT WANT THE WORD THERMAL I WANT THE WORD THERMACOL. How are computers smart? I don't get it. Don't you spell it like that?
I found another list. Yay.
DECEMBER 12th , 2013
1. I really need to put an earring into my sixth piercing before it closes. AGAIN. Discussing piercings today with someone, I'm considering one on my inner ear lobe but apparently it kills and takes one whole bloody year to heal. Well I don't blame the body really, snipping off bits off skin with a needle isn't really the brightest of ideas. then again, my ears are hot shizz. Also I love the sound when the piercing is done, makes everyone else around me flinch. I'm a little messed up in the head like that but I like it. Contrary to popular belief, I still need to squeeze the life out of someone's hand when I'm getting one done. Adding more holes to your body isn't all fun and dandelions. Also, why in Honolulu's name would anyone pierce their friggin cheeks? stick a jewel on there if you really want shiny cheeks!!!!!! or body glitter.
2. People have the wrong idea about metal. Look what it's done to add to the Christmas cheer!
3. I love how even after atleast 14 years of using the internet I still keep like 2962936238 tabs open. Doesn't slow down anything for me, people are just jealous of my mad tab skillz. Writing down memos are so 20th century anyway. Tabs are the way to go!
4. I'm still contemplating this 365 day photo challenge. What if I miss out one day? Do I take two the next day? I'm sure no one will notice. Or I could just count one day from the next year and start my own Calendar. That could work. I might have to take selfies. I find selfies and skype the two most awkward things EVER. I've taken a few selfies but it's been with the aim of showing people my gorgeous self. Oh how I do love me. Is all forms of social interaction meant to make you look like a total retard? On twitter it looks like you're talking to yourself and on Skype it looks like your looking at yourself. Unless the other person switches on their video then it's cool. But what the hillabean do you do staring at each other? Every time someone says, COME ON SKYPE, all I can think to myself is, " Man, why? I have eyes, ears and nostrils just like you. They're just positioned differently."
5. I really need to find another job. I'm hoping someone replies to my emails at some point or I'm just going to have to walk around wearing a signboard to make myself a little more seen to potential Employers. Maybe some fresh donuts hanging off my ears. I still have room believe it or not.
6. I have so many posts to finish. ljehweihfwlefkjlwefj. Baby steps they said. Patience they said. WHO ARE THESE STUPID PEOPLE.
7. I'm hungry. again. two bowls of cereal, a whole Indian lunch of fried rice, three curries and a Samosa, followed by Mushroom and Tomato Penne and then two bowls of rice with gravy and pickle for dinner. Oh not too mention the three bottles of Organic Cola I drank in a matter of 15 minutes. man I downed those beeches at supersonic speeds. I'd be a pretty darn good drinker of beers and the like. I reckon I could hold my own though and not get all 'hungover' and wack in the head. I'm wack in the head as it is. I ate too much chocolate as well. CRUNCH I shall return on the weekend. What a name for a gym. CRUNCH. It's a wonder I even joined gym, is that name supposed to motivate non-gym people like me?
8. To the couple sitting in front of me slobbering on each other's faces - Did you know the human mouth has more germs than USA and Canada put together? Don't even ask me how that's possible, but it's a fun fact. I like fun facts. You two sound like birds with diarrhoea. If that's what you call romance, I'd rather have donuts hanging off of my ears.
9. - So I'm looking at this as a base for my new endeavour, and it's like the Universe really does want to challenge me. 1. Your backyard on a Snowy day. What about for people that don't have a backyard, like me? What about for people that live in a country where of course, it refuses to snow when it's supposed to, like a normal country. I may have to change these a little. Or I'll just do what I always did to pretend it was snowing and rub some thermocol together on plants. Man, my creativity levels just astound me. Why is there that stupid curvy red line under thermocol? I DO NOT WANT THE WORD THERMAL I WANT THE WORD THERMACOL. How are computers smart? I don't get it. Don't you spell it like that?
I found another list. Yay.
A snowy backyard it seems.
10. I cannot get over how intense this video is.It's dark, brutal and has a wolf. What I wouldn't give to see Behemoth again. One of the best nights of my life. Seeing Nergal's face just gave me so much strength. My spirit animal is apparently an Otter but I'm definitely more of a Wolf. I want my own Wolf.
I friggin love Behemoth. I should read up more on Mythology. It's been a while.
11. When I grow up, because apparently I haven't yet, I want a room full of just these.
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