Hello all you brootal mortals. What's going on?
I have resurrected myself yet again, after many attempts. I'm not going to be typical and explain why I haven't blogged in a while but I will say that I've missed it! LOTS! My blog is like my own personable online journal. Which I must nouish and cherish. Right.
Anyway, now that I've successfully mushied my first blog post in a while, I thought a great come back was Brain Dump #2! Are you one of those people who has a constant flurry of thoughts in your head all the time, some which make you pee yourself laughing in public and someone which just make you want to bury your face in a cushion forever and ever? If my mind could be translated, the above picture would certainly be it. My mind is constantly working. Or it doesn't function at all. I told you, I'm quite an extremist, in all senses of the word. Some of my regular readers would be well aware of that by now. I'm a simple person with a complex mind. And by complex I don't think in terms of calculations and logic. I just have mini episodes of different things playing in my head. It's quite fun. You've got your horror scenes, slapstick humour, mini soaps, lots of docos ( how to judge people 101). It's all there. When it drives me insane sometimes, my mind halts instantly. And then there's nothing. Nada. Diddly Squat. I will have no reaction or response to anything. It's funny how that works but not surprising.
See, the thing is. I like to think. I like moulding things into my own little version and mind movies. The extremes are extreme but it works for me because when I take a break from it all, I'm literally a big brown lump of lazy. ( I know what you're thinking of, you guys are gross). My brain dumps merely reflect a lot of what goes on in my head in a matter of minutes, hours, nano seconds, whatever unit of time you'd like to put there. I talk to myself a lot too. Not sure why, but I had to mention that here. You must think I'm crazy hey. Well right you are! On with the craziness.
1. I just spilled water on my laptop about an hour ago and everyone in office was so sweet about it. They were fanning it, and my manager was holding it upside down and shaking the living daylights out of the keys. Fun scene, but I do hope it works. I mean, it was only half a glass of water. Pretty sucky if something so technologically advanced succumbs to water. But then again, water's awesome.
2. Surrounded by carrot sticks and bran muffins. Where all dat fat at? I think I'm going to go double up on some Max Brenner waffles after this. I can feel calories disappear just looking at all this health stuff. Don't get me wrong, I'm really health consious. But I'm also a hardcore glutton, especially when it comes to all the stuff you're not supposed to be eating that isn't good for you. I did have a wicked morning tea though so that was good.
3. Okai no seriously. BEST brownies ever. I love working at WWF! Every Wednesday is morning tea and literally, the whole length of the bar was filled with cookies and cake. I seemed to have forgotten about the 'tea' element to the event, because I just kept eating chocolate and peanut butter clusters and brownies.
4. I just went to the loo and heard someone with a bladder that would trump any fireman's hose. I don't think I can ever look at a hose the same way again.
5. Was talking to a friend about recurring dreams. I still have them quite often. Probably the weirdest thing to ever happen to me, but I've studied recurring dreams in psychology and they're so much more to them than just occuring as a result of something that has greatly impacted you.
6. Listening to Satyricon right now and they are pretty awesome. New sidewave announced with Amon Amarth, Gwar, and The Black Dahlia Murder. It doesn't get any better than that. Best Sidewave line up, but of course second to Gojira, Mastodon and Baroness. So excited! Soundwave in 11 days and Gojira in 12 =) It's going to be pretty friggin epic.
Alternate feeling: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
for lack of a more sophisticated reaction.
7. I want to order so much merch. But I have this annoying pain in the arse being present in my head consistently reminding me that I don't have the money to spend on more music right now and that I need to live simple. Any simpler and I might as well become a hermit dressed in a loin cloth and leaves and life off of rogue sea salt particles in the sand and berries for desert.
8. There's a spider on a plant near me and it's beautiful. I love spiders. Especially the Assasin Spider. What a beast.
Till later, much love!
The morning new, the morning red,
The fiery promise
Mad swirling smoke wheels round her head
Dedication to the queen of souls, her lost disciples
And when the fire's work is done
Our time to be reborn
The fiery promise
Mad swirling smoke wheels round her head
Dedication to the queen of souls, her lost disciples
And when the fire's work is done
Our time to be reborn
