Sunday, 17 February 2013

Confessions Of A Teetotaler

Prior to my thoughts on this particular and rather contentious topic, I should say that I mean absolutely no offense to anyone who drinks. None whatsoever.

My name is Prarthana and I am not nor have I even been in the close company of Budweiser, Johnny Walker and the like. I don't drink alcohol. No, I'm not attempting to portray the image of a goody two-shoes. It's simply that I've never associated myself with chugging down beer etc. I have of course tasted a few sips here and there but that would hardly qualify as 'drinking'. I think the first time I tasted beer was on a flight with my Dad. The can looked astonishingly fancy as compared to my plain glass cup of fresh Orange Juice ( which by the way, is my specimen of alcohol, I can live on it). And to make it even more interesting, the father figure poured some into his glass and voila! Beer foam! Now I don't know about you lot, but I have an unhealthy fascination for bubbles and foam. I go bonkers. It all dates back to my other unusual obsession with shaving cream. I used to nick my dad's can of shaving cream, press the top with abundant glee, and squidge around with two hands full of the foam. 

I spotted the foam and decided that Dad's drink was way better than mine ( even though I hadn't tasted it yet). Grabbed it, took a sip, scrunched up my face, and came to the conclusion that even beer foam was better off forming a mustache on my face than going down my throat. I have tasted Beer a few times after that, but only for the heck of it. It's never really appealed to me as an enjoyable drink. Considering the fact that it is apparently the third most popular drink in the world after water and tea, I've questioned myself many times as well as to why I don't fancy it. Or any of it's cousin drinks either.  Although I must say, recently I tasted wine in Sydney, Merlot to be precise, and it was delish! Very warm as it sits in your throat. 

Confession #1:  Avoiding the urge to succumb to peer pressure. 
And trust me, it is a pain in the hind side  Not because I can't or because I'm gullible, but because sometimes saying no is not fun especially when it's involves friends, heavy socializing or just having people not respect your decision to be different.  Fortunately for me, I have never been in nor put myself in situations where I drinking is the norm. I'm not much of a party animal so that pretty much rules out any possibilty. My parents don't drink either except for Dad who enjoys a good beer only on special occasions. So no pressure there. In addition to that, I have some pretty kickass friends who respect my choice and who don't judge me  for it. They also know that I think no less of them if they happen to drink. The one time I came close to drinking, I managed to sniff my way out of it. It was at some random party that I went to, I was engrossed in a conversation with someone I hardly knew about nothing in particular, when a paper cup filled to the brim came my way. The person who offered me it literally shoved it in my face telling me while she did, the thirst that I was apparently feeling and that I should quench. Little was said person aware that I had a rather large glass of water already in my hand. Pity. So I did take the cup with a slight caution, decided to be even more cautious and started sniffing and smelling the cup like I was a security dog of sorts. BEST decision I ever made. What was in it, smelled positively like sweaty feet mixed with coke. At that point, I got up, politiely declined the offer to consume the contents of the cup, and high heeled my way out of that terrace. Got myself a huge carton of Orange Juice on the way home, kicked back and enjoyed the night's football game. 
It is hard to make a decision or choice that sets you apart from the rest of the crowd. But you know at the end of it, you've only done what's made you a happier person. Not to preach, but if any of you have been faced with a similar situation of being forced into something, and you don't want to be, the magic words are ' I HAVE A SECRET JEDI SWORD'. Yes clearly I made a joke, but I really do think that would help. Star Wars fans must but agree with me. 

Just say No. It's may or may not be hard, but once you do it in support of your choice, you'll be grateful!

Confession #2:  Never have understood the concept of drinking and then being hungover. 

It has always evaded me, the concept of people socially drinking till they pass out,  then getting acquainted with the loo, and waking up with memory loss, people that you have no idea about, and a nasty headache. I'm sure this may sound very stereotypical, because there are those that keep their drinking under control. But the others? How? Is it really fun? Clearly it is! But then my idea of fun I guess differs. What I learnt initially about alcohol and its effects was this: You can say and do really, really stupid things that you may or will regret later. I do a lot of retarded things in general, imagine if I was drunk! I'd rather not blame my insanity or justify my doings on a drink. It just spells trouble. 

Confession #3: Answering the battalion of 'WHY' questions:

Being one among the teetotalers, you're always faced with the responsibility of answering why on earth you've taken to such a saintly measure. This is probably what I've faced the most. Actually, I've been asked so much, I almost decided to tattoo " Orange Juice" on my forehead. That way, I wouldn't have to re answer why I don't drink, and I wouldn't have to specify what I really like drinking. Saves me the energy. When people began asking me, I'd give them this elaborate explanation of why I abstain from drinking alcohol and how I think it isn't necessary LA DI DA. Even I got bored of hearing myself. Plus, when I kept explaining it to people, they'd just further ask me questions about the answers I had just given to their previous questions. It's like a loop that you're stuck in. Now I just tell people that very promptly that I'm an Aquarian and I'm staying loyal to my sun sign, which if you didn't know is the water bearer. Although I've always wondered whether he's secretly stashed something else in that giant jug of his. I hope not. 

Why I really don't drink? I don't see the point. Nor the necessity. I want to avoid any possible health problems. The purpose is lost to me. You see and hear people suffering with liver problems, their social and family lives, financial problems. I live in India. Been here since I was 6. Sometimes, people here who don't even have enough money for one square meal a day, spend their non existent cash on cheap liquor and end up lying on the road once they pass out. In all honesty, it may be fun, and even harmless to drink, even if it's just a few sips here and there,  it's effects in the long run however can be pretty brutal. 

But the reason that tops everything else? I wanted people around me to accept me for who I am, and not because I agreed to 'have a drink'. I didn't want my happiness to depend on something such as a drink use that as a scapegoat for my mistakes, a temporary solution to my problems. I also didn't want to have to pretend just for the sake of getting the approval or companionship of other people. And now as I come much closer to leaving the comforts of studying from home and heading back to Australia for Uni, my decision to not resort to drinking, especially to fit in stands much stronger now. I might be inclined to taste and give it a 'shot'. Ha. I love puns. 

But I love Orange Juice more!




Although you MUST check this out!. As ironic as it may seem, this amazing folk metal band, one of my favourites, from Lahti, Finland make alcohol the prime focus of their songs. The best thing about folk metal bands is how close to the language and culture they stick to in their music. 'Korpiklaani' in Finnish means 'Forest Clan', another reason why I like them. A lot of their songs are connected to nature. Just like Gojira! Their style is catchy, Yoik singing is something to listen to, and the shamanic drums give their music just the right balance of folk along with thrash vocals! Shaman is what they were called inititally before they became Korpiklaani and their music changed with a shift in focus from 'folk' to 'metal'. WATCH =)



And just for kicks, The Budweiser add that I can never get enough of. My best buddy Kailash and me greet each other this way without fail EVERY SINGLE TIME! And the tradition still goes strong! =)





Friday, 15 February 2013

A Sight To Behold


Eyes. Are said to be the 'windows to your soul'. Yet sometimes I highly doubt whether the human race realizes that we have either. Daily mail ( the website) strongly believes it though. An article I came across on the site talked about how patterns in the iris vary with each person and can indicate traits and personalities  Pretty fancy stuff! It is quite an interesting article for anyone interested in science, or just eyes in general. Moving along, I was watching one of my favourite shows today, Supernatural, and before that, I took a nice, rather long look at my burger and fries, after which I gave a whole new definition to the words 'glutton' and 'devour'. My mother, darling woman that she is, decided that I deserved a righteous amount of grease and fat after two weeks of vigourous exercise, vegetable juices, and a whole lot of other nutritional shennanigans.
Key words here being 'look' and 'watching', I came to the ingenious and the abominably late conclusion that I have eyes. This being my very first post, I may strike you as some sort of eccentric entity, which I can guarantee you, I most certainly am. So if you do judge me as mentioned, you're right on track! Congratulations!

I have black irises. Or is the plural irii? Anyway, black. Or Dark Brown, because apparently they're both the same when it comes to eyes. I had this fascination for the way people managed to shove little plastic circles, what we all know as lenses, into their eyes, which to me, initially looked suicidal. First time I witnessed a lens-popping event was when my sister converted from spectacles to the little miracles and I can only remember thinking, " Bro, WHAT THE BLEEDING HELL ARE YOU SHOVING INTO YOUR EYE SOCKET". Of course, it didn't come out in those exact words considering I was 9 and my usual immediate reaction to situations that I found weird or uncomfortable was to laugh. Or guffaw. Wait. I still do that!
So much much later, when I was in the prime of my teenagehood, I decided I wanted green eyes. Considering the football lenses were way beyond my budget, I stooped down to green. In my opinion, green is an astonishing eye colour. So for all you lovely people that come across this blog and have green eyes, I might just have a soft spot for you!
I wore it about 7 times. Until one day I dropped it onto a ground of gravel, shoved it back into my eye, ( don't ask me how I managed to find it, but I did. Sharp eyes? ) and got home just to take it out and tear it because of my ring. Talk about sheer darn stinking luck. But those green bits of plastic shall forever have a place in my heart.

I love watching shows, videos of my favourite bands headbanging and tearing up the stage, the foam on my cappuccinos, my dogs stealing random milk packets and sticks of butter from the neighbours, the food I'm about to eat, my sister acting like a complete nutter and making me laugh till I need to pee.  And fact is, I wouldn't be able to do ANY of this without my two gorgeous "windows to the soul". It's funny how normal an 'eye' is, and yet how simple it also is to take it for granted.

According to the World Health Organisation, 285 million people are visually impaired worldwide; 39 million are blind and 246 have low vision. 90 5 of the world's visually impaired live in developing countries ( not surprised ). I'm not one of those people. And gosh am I grateful! Took me a long time, but that's what late realizations are for.

When I die, I'm having my eyes donated. Possibly my organs too. The thought of my body being dissected, not pleasant. Or someone gouging out my eyes. But it's the thought that counts, agreed?

It's amazing sometimes, the sights you come across. I've seen ALOT. I'm 20 and eat carrots every alternate day. The thing I trust the most other than myself are my eyes. 'Coz what you see, is what you believe. Word of mouth and sounds are misleading. Eyes never lie. But the sights I've seen I'm saving for future blog posts.

Disclaimer # 1 : I'm EXTREMELY random, sometimes inhumanly graphic and have the ability to make you wish you were wearing diapers. jokes. or is it?

Think about it though. Wake up tomorrow, and spend a day noticing the things you see. You'll be surprised at how relaxing it is.

Just for kicks, here's a bunch of my favourite sights in no particular order apart from the ones mentioned above:

1. Anyone or anything smiling. Yes things smile too. Or if they don't, draw on one.
2. The beautiful game of football. Any match I can get my eyes on.
3. My  music collection ( so far, the grand total is 900 GB and 2677 bands/artists)
4. The little scrobbling icon.
5. That pain in the arse bit of elongated, magically elastic cheese that refuses to leave the other pieces of pizza
6. People I love.
7. Wildlife in any form and species.
8. Another person laughing hysterically.
9. Cars that go past 200km/hour. SUCH a turn on
10. A steaming mug of coffee
11. Gojira.
12. Landing at your destination airport. ( I love flying, but butt cramps are NOT fun)
13. Coming across a book called " The Book of Farts". Oh how I wept in abundant joy on seeing such a thing exist.
14. The parentals and their eccentric behavioural patterns. ( Somehow I've always believed that they are indeed an entirely different species)
15. People drumming on bald heads.
16. Guitarists ripping power chords.
17. Cartoons, that seem to be immortal.
18. Dylan Moran
19. Johnny Depp shish kebabing himself from one blob of land to another in Pirates Of The Carribean 2.
20. Jar Jar Binks.
21. Birds pooping on people, cars or just with all the indifference in the world.
22. The Sydney City Skyline at night along the waters.
23. Water.
24. Demons and the like getting ass whoopin's in Supernatural.
25. A person's face when I make spit bubbles or laugh like a hyena in public.

Top 25 should do for now. I'll keep updating you on special sights, be they, funny, downright gross or fascinatingly lame.

For now I leave you with a video of the people I admire, adore, idolize, respect. call it what you may. My heart is all for them.  They are the reason for many intelligent decisions and realizations in my life. You'll be hearing about them frequently, along with many others. And very soon you'll know why these people I will actually agree are human, and I don't mean just categorically.

Again, one of my favourite sights, and it's watching them. =)

DO NOT SKIP THIS. I mean it.

Gojira.

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Amazed? Beyond all possible measure? There's more where that came from. Joe, Mario, Christian and Jean-Michel to be specific.

Cheers and much nonsensical love,

Prat.